Texas State Representative Jessica Farrar has filed legislation that would fine men $100 for "spanking the monkey" unless they're doing it in a "sanctioned session at a hospital or clinic." The crime would be considered an "act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life."
Do you know how man broke men will be wandering the streets!?!?
Also, I doubt there's some soul in Heaven looking down at some guy in his mom's basement saying: "Damnit! That was me! That was me!" Doesn't "life" happen when egg and sperm meet? Can't have it without both parts. Not yet, at least.
So what's Farrar's rationale behind her legislation?
"A lot of people find the bill funny. What's not funny are the obstacles Texas women face every day (concerning access to healthcare.)"
Okay... What if someone "handles" things for the male? (gulp) Do they all get fined?!?!?!
Look, there's enough B.S. legislation clogging up the system already.
Just let it go... grab a sandwich, and take a nap.