There are a gajillion different diet plans out there. A popular one is to go carb-less. Cool! How 'bout replacing those carbs with artery-clogging death instead?!?!
Say what?
Allow me to introduce you to... the CHIZZA.
Say what?
Allow me to introduce you to... the CHIZZA.
KFC just launched a chicken crust pizza. Not a crust made of chicken-- the ENTIRE pizza shell is a big ol' flatten fried chicken breast. Add some pizza sauce, ham, and mozzarella cheese... and there you go! Straight to quadruple bypass!
Since we're all friends here, can we address the name? I realize it's a mashup of chicken and pizza, but it sounds like a mashup of a middle-age dude in his basement and the hooker he bought on Craigslist (if you get what I mean.)
Good. Lord. Why? Why the need for outrageous food concoctions? Does KFC really stand for Kentucky-sized F*cking Coronary ?!?!?
Anywho, I do have some sad news...if you were hoping to shove this in your mouth. It's only available in the Philippines, India, and Singapore. I think they launch these things in Asian nations, because Asians never get fat... except for Sumo wrestlers. But they WANT to be fat. Job security.
P.S. Wipe that chizza off your chin...
Since we're all friends here, can we address the name? I realize it's a mashup of chicken and pizza, but it sounds like a mashup of a middle-age dude in his basement and the hooker he bought on Craigslist (if you get what I mean.)
Good. Lord. Why? Why the need for outrageous food concoctions? Does KFC really stand for Kentucky-sized F*cking Coronary ?!?!?
Anywho, I do have some sad news...if you were hoping to shove this in your mouth. It's only available in the Philippines, India, and Singapore. I think they launch these things in Asian nations, because Asians never get fat... except for Sumo wrestlers. But they WANT to be fat. Job security.
P.S. Wipe that chizza off your chin...
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