Sending love to the Heavens above, because real-life can be so much better than the stories we writers craft. That's my first moment of gratitude. My second-- I'm so glad I don't have a ween. Seriously. All the adjusting and independent thinking would drive me crazy. And for some, "member"ship inspires the owner to share-- at inappropriate times.
Mr. Pickles
There's no glamour in being a fast food worker. They don't need subjugated to any more pickles than necessary. The above beauty walked into an Austin, Texas, McDonald's and dropped his pants. What? Pickle for pickles? Alexis Pickles decided to show his dill. Workers asked him to leave, and he actually did. But he was just outside the restaurant at a bus stop. And guess what he was doing there? Giving bystanders something to relish.
Police arrived and wrestled with pickle before he ran on foot. Thankfully, Mr. Bread & Butter slipped in a mud puddle and was arrested.
Pickles sounds like a South Park Character. Or an unwanted Muppet.
P.S. If this dude's first name was "Harry"... Well, I'm not mature enough for that.
Police arrived and wrestled with pickle before he ran on foot. Thankfully, Mr. Bread & Butter slipped in a mud puddle and was arrested.
Pickles sounds like a South Park Character. Or an unwanted Muppet.
P.S. If this dude's first name was "Harry"... Well, I'm not mature enough for that.
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