Hey, you! Put that toilet paper down! It's just a wipe-waster!
There's a movement, so to speak, to move away from using toilet paper to using... cloths. Yes. Don't flush. Wipe and reuse...
Proponents of the "family cloth" wish they would've ditched the t.p. a long time ago:
"We've been using family cloth for under a year... So far it's been wonderful and I can't imagine going back."
Okay...
But(t) there's more:
"Why would you want to reuse something that you wipe your genitals with? (Well) Do you throw away your underpants after each use?"
B*tch, I'm not crappin' or tinklin' in my pants? Was that your problem? Plus, I'm not wiping my tush with a pre-owned cloth, family or not!
I'm all for being environmentally conscious. But(t) this? Hell to the no f*cking way! Is there an adult diaper genie contraption for these stinky cloths?
Proponents of the "family cloth" wish they would've ditched the t.p. a long time ago:
"We've been using family cloth for under a year... So far it's been wonderful and I can't imagine going back."
Okay...
But(t) there's more:
"Why would you want to reuse something that you wipe your genitals with? (Well) Do you throw away your underpants after each use?"
B*tch, I'm not crappin' or tinklin' in my pants? Was that your problem? Plus, I'm not wiping my tush with a pre-owned cloth, family or not!
I'm all for being environmentally conscious. But(t) this? Hell to the no f*cking way! Is there an adult diaper genie contraption for these stinky cloths?
Didn't think so!
In fact, this is LESS environmentally conscious in my opinion. Are y'all going to wash these cloths every day? If so, that wouldn't be a lot of cloths-- which means a waste of water and detergent. Plus, I would suggest running a bleached-water cycle before washing any other clothes. Ick.
Why don't you just go outside and do your business, then clean up with some grass. Natural fertilizer, right?
Go green (brown)!
In fact, this is LESS environmentally conscious in my opinion. Are y'all going to wash these cloths every day? If so, that wouldn't be a lot of cloths-- which means a waste of water and detergent. Plus, I would suggest running a bleached-water cycle before washing any other clothes. Ick.
Why don't you just go outside and do your business, then clean up with some grass. Natural fertilizer, right?
Go green (brown)!
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