Some might find a 4 hour stiffy impressive, but...
The 'rona has caused some unusual side effects-- the lost of taste and smell, skin rashes... but for this poor 62-year-old French man--standing at attention for 4 hours! Fortunately, after a serious battle with this bullsh&t sickness he's fully recovered. But, if he could work that long-lasting side effect into his daily life... he'd have 'em lining up.
While most of us are practicing "social distancing" so we can protect ourselves and our loved ones from the Coronabitch, others, well...
One Florida (shocking) couple threw caution to the wind. And their pants. Because when a randy moment strikes...
The two were bumping uglies in front of a hospital, in plain view of everyone. Gag. From the police report, dude's:
"penis, testicles, and buttocks were displayed within view of nearby citizens."
Was this in celebration of a negative Coronavirus diagnosis? Was it because they were hosting a two-person "let's purposely get COVID-19 party"?
Perhaps he was offering to sanitize her front storage unit...
P.S. Why isn't it ever people we'd want to see naked getting naked?
It's good to have a positive outlook; Be a silver-lining type of person. So when you're quarantined because the Wuhang-Clan-Coronavirus-thing might get you, why not make your outlook... rosy?
As in palm.. or with a partner. Whatevs. Passengers aboard the Diamond Princess Cruise Ship are quarantined off the coast of Japan. That's a lot of worry and boredom. What to do... free porn! Camsoda is an adult entertainment webcam company that's offering "free entertainment-- in the form of free adult webcam sessions with sexy cam models" for all 3,500 passengers.
How generous. But is the Wi-Fi free on board. Or do you have to pay for that... package?
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