"What in the actual f&ck!?!?"
Why are we all obsessed with vajayjays? Why!?!? As an owner of one, let me tell you this: there is nothing special about it. Nothing. It doesn't matter if you're a supermodel, a bodybuilder, or middle-aged mom.... it's a va-gi-na! Unless yours shoots out fireworks or sparkles or talks, then who cares? Well, these twits care. The Order of Yoni (that's order, not odor) has launched: vagina beer.
Made from the "vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models."
I must say, this is the perfect beer for losers who will never get such liquid refreshment straight from the source-- if you know what I mean.
Let this be a lesson, ladies. Make some product involving your vag and you'll be rich.