Poker pro Melissa Schubert had an unfortunate social media encounter with a man who affectionately dubbed himself "Coke Can Greg." And it's not because he has a hankering for the sugar-filled pop. Nope. Think lower-- as an attribute he's assigned his hang-low.
Melissa's employer said they would surely investigate-- him. They suggested the police and the court system could (two) handle this matter. Greg was stunned. The company further spanked his monkey with this:
"I assure you, this will never be forgotten. Ever. Thanks again, Greg."
Again-- don't send rooster pics unless asked for.