No! Just. No!
In an effort to corner the non-meat-eater market, The Colonel's cronies at KFC are developing a vegetarian fried chicken.
In an effort to corner the non-meat-eater market, The Colonel's cronies at KFC are developing a vegetarian fried chicken.
It's gonna be sooo yummy, too, because the creators are still going to use the super-secret-guarded-11-different-spices-recipe.
"Development of the recipe is still in its very early stages, and so the options we're exploring in our kitchen are still top secret."
KFC's goal (in the U.K., at least) is to offer healthier options by 2020. Well, that's nice.
What about the Double Down? The $5 Big Box? The greasiest biscuits ever? Stick to what you know-- what you are at the core. Stick to being the home of the heart attack.
F*ck vegetarians. Because anything "healthy" they could consume at any fast food joint is still going to have a hint of grease and regret.
"Development of the recipe is still in its very early stages, and so the options we're exploring in our kitchen are still top secret."
KFC's goal (in the U.K., at least) is to offer healthier options by 2020. Well, that's nice.
What about the Double Down? The $5 Big Box? The greasiest biscuits ever? Stick to what you know-- what you are at the core. Stick to being the home of the heart attack.
F*ck vegetarians. Because anything "healthy" they could consume at any fast food joint is still going to have a hint of grease and regret.
P.S. I really don't hate vegetarians.
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