But this kind of pie is not of the muffin variety. Some dude is on the loose in Greenville, South Carolina, slapping innocent people in the face with a plate of whipped cream. The latest victim was some poor momma pushing her kid in a stroller down the sidewalk.
What is wrong with people? I'm sure he wouldn't like it if someone smashed his fruit bowl. Perhaps someone will retaliate and "stomp some grapes".