First, the bleaching of the "starfish".
"We have to be careful because it's a sensitive part of the body."
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
This clinic first received notoriety for their "3D Vagina" procedure, which uses the customer's own body fat to make the cookie jar fuller.
Anywho, why would one need to whiten the wang? Is it because dark colors are slimming? Is it because white symbolizes the Divine and aids in mental clarity?
It costs about $650 for five sessions. Yikes! Forget the laser, I can help you out for less-- and I'll use a Crest whitening strip!
1. They're cheap.
2. The "egg roll" is more like a "bamboo shoot"...