Unwrapped Muffin

Brains. We all have them. But methinks some are just inactive. Case in point, college student Lindsey Brown (from Scotland) was vacationing in Spain with some friends when she was having issues with her bathing suit. It wasn't covering her lower lady parts.

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Obviously, the one piece suit was flawed-- and the company at fault. So, she put on her best "let me speak to your manager tone" and wrote them this email:

"Hey, I wore that swimsuit today... my vagina was hanging out constantly. Is it supposed to stretch like that?" (Do you mean the suit, or your jayjay? LOL) 

She included this photo. We highlighted the... issue.

The company wrote back:

"I have had a look at the picture you sent and believe you are wearing the swimsuit upside down."

Hey, dumbass-- the material flossing your snatchola is the shoulder strap. Duh!

We have so many things floating in our minds:

Vacationing in Spain? You're "money dumb". Wealthy people don't need to use their brains. Someone will think for them.

College student? Is Lori Loughlin your mom?

Didn't you: 1. Look at the picture of the suit when you bought it online? 2. If you bought it in the store, did you not see how it was hanging on the hanger?

You're on the European side of the world. They let it all hang. Get your vaj-swag on!

Tell your bestie that her right butt cheek is catching a chill. Or is that another manufacturing flaw?

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