Four plastic spoons (Which end of the spoon?)
A dart (Bullseye!)
A bread twist tie
Two tweezers (Two!?!?)
And a partridge in a pear tree-- not really. But why not?
For the adventurous ladies:
A unicorn (They do exist! And apparently they reside in Magical Vagina Land!)
A disposable razor (Why does the movie Seven come to mind...)
A detergent pod
A barbell (Taking Kegels to a whole next level?)
For the love of all things holy, please use designated adult toys for your no-no places...