But since I'm scarred, I'm taking y'all with me for this Funky-town ride. I am so glad that I've yet to encounter this on jury duty. But then again, what a tale it would be. In Brooklyn, a corrections officer was on trial for sexual assault-- accused of attacking inmates. Unfortunately, jurors were victims as well as they were regaled with testimony about Lt. Perez's huge, stinky, penis.
One victim recalled this:
"It was so big. I wanted to throw up... It had a smell like he didn't wash or take a shower. It was a really strong smell."
Well, it looks like Lt. Footlong will be spending time behind bars. Several victims were able to give great, odoriferous detail of his summer sausage.
Toss this meat. It's rotten.
"Do you come from a land 'fromunda'?
Where wieners smell and make you wonder
Can't you smell, can't you smell the odor?
You better run, you better take cover!"