Apparently, we should change Loch Ness to Coch Ness Monster. Surely, it's a porno person's name already...
And he came to this theory how?
"Back in the day, travelers, explorers would draw what they saw... and this is where many sea monster stories come from." Mmmmkay. Moreover, a blue whale ween can be 10-feet long and look like, well, a monster. After his tweet went viral, Mr. Sweet reeled his whale penis back in. And not because his theory sounds ridic(k)ulous, but because there are no whales in Loch Ness.