"I like sex toys. I buy them for myself, but end up using them for interior design. Sex and interior design go actually hand in hand."
By "hand in hand" do you mean literally? Like, put one in your hand and then put it back on the coffee table? And when you refer to "interior design" do you mean "inside" you?
Wonder what throw pillows complement a vibrator... I sense a Miley HGTV show!