Bounce With Me
Check out what's hittin' the spot this time...
Bounce houses are so much fun. They bring out the little kid in me. Granted, it's been a hot minute since I've jumped around in a bounce house. But I did so as an adult, because why stop having fun. Finally now, we grownups have a bounce house that is not kid friendly.
The Madd Fun Company is renting these jewels for your next adult-themed get-together. Overseas. Can they ship this thing over here? Maybe on Bezos' penis rocket. It would be fitting...
I'm okay with holistic remedies. Pro-active. But I'm also into using my brain. And realizing not everything I read on the internet is something I should believe, or follow. For example, doctors warning people to not shove potatoes "where the sun don't shine."
Those with hemorrhoids are forgoing practical treatment like, I don't know, hemorrhoid cream-- in favor of giving a potato a trip to "chocolate hole.". Here's what you do:
"Peel a raw potato and cut into thin slices, like you do it for French Fries. Put the slices into the freezer and wait until they are frozen. Insert the frozen potato slice in your anus and leave it inside for 30 seconds. Repeat the process for three to five days. The next three to five days, leave the slice inside for 30 seconds more each time."
So many potato puns:
ANAL Cut Fries
Beware if someone invites you over for their special mashed potato bar...
About The "V" Spot...
Welcome to what's floating around in my mind. Some serious. Some silly. But all me. You've been warned...