Ah, yes. Fashion. Instances like this makes me content that I'm not fashionable. I like to look good, and still be comfortable. The only torture device I'll don is Spanx.
While I love denim, this is not the denim I'm into: denim panties.
While I love denim, this is not the denim I'm into: denim panties.
This chick looks absolutely miserable in her denim panties. Well, duh! You're suffocating your taco with this.
You may be asking yourself: "But isn't it the same as wearing jeans?"
Hell-to-the-no! Since these "panties" can be worn under or over clothing, there's a lot of extra friction and heat going on in the cookie jar. You may accidentally start a brush fire!
If you must have these alleged must-have panties, then make them yourself and save the money.
P.S. Respect your crotch, ladies. Before it turns (sour) on you.
You may be asking yourself: "But isn't it the same as wearing jeans?"
Hell-to-the-no! Since these "panties" can be worn under or over clothing, there's a lot of extra friction and heat going on in the cookie jar. You may accidentally start a brush fire!
If you must have these alleged must-have panties, then make them yourself and save the money.
P.S. Respect your crotch, ladies. Before it turns (sour) on you.
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