Who doesn't sit around a la birthday suit while enjoying and adult beverage? Usually, that's an activity done in the serenity of one's own homestead. But in England, the historic Coach and Horses pub is making more history. It's the first pub in the city in London to be granted a nudist license.
There are some rules, though. The nudity has to be pre-arranged and consensual, and occur on specific occasions. All that sticking to leather and vinyl chairs... Maybe they're made of wood?
We hear the term so often nowadays: Self-Care. We're just not taking the time to make time with ourselves... We're not talking about the old-fashioned tradition of Rosie Palm and Her Five Sisters. Pffft... We're talking about a jacuzzi, for "the boys."
There is a for-real product available on December 9th just for the boys, er, dudes-- the Testicuzzi. "One dunk of the boys into this fine testicle jacuzzi is sure to tickle your fancy and soothe your manliness.
Instead of a partner's face, or some rando coffee mug, you can tea-bag this. For just $39.95. Or the $10,000 limited-edition gold-plated version.
That's just nuts...
There's nothing worse than getting thieved. Thieves should be publicly slapped. Get a J-O-B and then buy your own stuff! But this thief got what he wanted?
A North Carolina residence was robbed of jewelry, coins, and... a 12-inch electric vibrating wand, for funsies...
So. Many. Questions:
So, were these items all hangin' out with each other in the nightstand drawer?
Or was this an inside job, so to speak? Because the items stolen were quite specific.
Was the vibrating item mistaken for another type of massager?
Was said item used?
Hide your women. Hide your children. Hide your "toys"...
The customer is always right. At least that's how so many people try to justify their rude-ass behavior to anyone in the service industry. But I digress. Customer satisfaction is important, even when you're buying the services of a prostitute.
Michael Pratt decided to spend some time with a pro at a Baton Rouge motel-- rightfully named Shades. But he didn't feel he got what he paid for, so he asked for his money back. If that's not bad enough, this tale (or is it tail?) takes another turn when the hooker than called police to complain that her client asked for his money back, and because the 61-year-old "got aggressive."
Police arrived to the shady motel and arrested the dude for soliciting prostitution, while the said prostitute was arrested for hooker-ing and drug-related charges.
Must be hard to find good service these days...
Men don't need humans (or furry friends-- just sayin;) when there's a ball for all-- the Masturball.
The Optimum Power Masturball looks like a Magic 8 Ball, but with internal grippy things for your grippy thing. Just put your sausage in the ball and pretend like you're scrubbin'-off some skank juice. There are 10 different settings, so you can set it and go, so to speak.
Find your latest self-love device on Amazon for $79.99.
P.S. You know the price should've been $69.99, right? LOL
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