We as a world are just obsessed about our genitalia. Really, we are. If you're in a situation where you have someone who wants to see you naked and make-nice with you, I don't think someone is going to judge your "southern style"-- unless there is something grotesquely wrong.
First, the bleaching of the "starfish".
First, the bleaching of the "starfish".
Now, in Thailand... the whitening of the "banana".
Yup. In Bangkok (no kidding), a clinic is whitening more than 100 men per month! One staff (hee hee) worker commented:
"We have to be careful because it's a sensitive part of the body."
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
This clinic first received notoriety for their "3D Vagina" procedure, which uses the customer's own body fat to make the cookie jar fuller.
Anywho, why would one need to whiten the wang? Is it because dark colors are slimming? Is it because white symbolizes the Divine and aids in mental clarity?
It costs about $650 for five sessions. Yikes! Forget the laser, I can help you out for less-- and I'll use a Crest whitening strip!
"We have to be careful because it's a sensitive part of the body."
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
This clinic first received notoriety for their "3D Vagina" procedure, which uses the customer's own body fat to make the cookie jar fuller.
Anywho, why would one need to whiten the wang? Is it because dark colors are slimming? Is it because white symbolizes the Divine and aids in mental clarity?
It costs about $650 for five sessions. Yikes! Forget the laser, I can help you out for less-- and I'll use a Crest whitening strip!
P.S. The title of this post is misleading... Because my momma (the Korean Tasmanian Devil) told me two reasons why I should never date an Asian man:
1. They're cheap.
2. The "egg roll" is more like a "bamboo shoot"...
1. They're cheap.
2. The "egg roll" is more like a "bamboo shoot"...
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