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Siliconed Valley

8/19/2020

 
​Grief is a powerful force. And when one pays tribute to a beloved departed soul, it's a beautiful thing... beautiful-ish. A man from India was so missing his wife, he decided to immortalize her. As a silicone statue.

via GIPHY

Okay. A little creepy... What's creepier? She always wanted to live in a bungalow, so he built one. For her. And then had a housewarming party to unveil his new digs and his new-ish wife. Surprisingly, his guests were down with his tribute. Of course, who would slam his display of affection? (Besides us).

She really does look lovely-- in traditional Indian dress-- seated on a fabulous couch. 

Whew...

At least she's not... supine. Because after a night of drinking some desi daru he might think this is some other kind of silicone companionship, and well... 

Maybe he likes 'em stiff.

That's what she said...

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