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Love is love, right? Even if it's with a blowup doll.
Correction. Even if it's with a companion doll. Chinese man Xie Tianrong (thank goodness his last name isn't "Dong" because, you know...) became fascinated with realistic silicone dolls back in 2010. He wanted one so badly, but they cost too much. Fast-forward to 2019 when he found one for a measly $1,500. Well, Cupid's arrow struck!
Xie and Mochi (the doll's name) shacked up for several months. Sometime last year, they got engaged. The two remained chaste (oh, sure) because Xie was afraid that kissing his girl would damage her sensitive skin. But now, the couple welcomes a bouncing baby... doll. Yup. His doll got knocked-up even though no boots knocked. They haven't named their baby yet, but Xie says he keeps them both happy with gifts.
Do y'all think he still lives in his parents basement?
Xie and Mochi (the doll's name) shacked up for several months. Sometime last year, they got engaged. The two remained chaste (oh, sure) because Xie was afraid that kissing his girl would damage her sensitive skin. But now, the couple welcomes a bouncing baby... doll. Yup. His doll got knocked-up even though no boots knocked. They haven't named their baby yet, but Xie says he keeps them both happy with gifts.
Do y'all think he still lives in his parents basement?
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