Stuck

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Check out what's hittin' the spot this time...  

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​It never ceases to amaze me the things, literal things, people get into. Or into them. The Consumer Product Safety Commission has released the list of items that have been retrieved from The ​P Zone...

via GIPHY

For the adventurous gentlemen:

Four plastic spoons (Which end of the spoon?)
A dart (Bullseye!)
A bread twist tie
Two tweezers (Two!?!?)
And a partridge in a pear tree-- not really. But why not?

For the adventurous ladies:

A unicorn (They do exist! And apparently they reside in Magical Vagina Land!)
A disposable razor (Why does the movie Seven come to mind...)
A detergent pod
A barbell (Taking Kegels to a whole next level?)

For the love of all things holy, please use designated adult toys for your no-no places...

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