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If you dare to use ketchup, then you're a filthy bastard! Of course, you're not. But one man in the U.K. was outraged by the ketchup bottles at his local Pizza Hut.
Adrian Shann didn't like the fact the bottles had labels with branding on it that contained the phrase: "shake, squeeze and squirt." He believes that's dirty talk that belongs on a "swinger's app". He was further outraged because the other adults in the restaurant found it funny and were laughing about it in front of their kids.
So. Criminal!
It's obvious this man has not been squirted by anyone other than himself in a long, long time. And how would he know what's appropriate language for a swinger's app?
Perhaps he'd be more comfortable if the label instructed patrons to "bang the bottom" of the bottle.
Wonder what's on the mayonnaise bottle?
So. Criminal!
It's obvious this man has not been squirted by anyone other than himself in a long, long time. And how would he know what's appropriate language for a swinger's app?
Perhaps he'd be more comfortable if the label instructed patrons to "bang the bottom" of the bottle.
Wonder what's on the mayonnaise bottle?
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