I don't think Shakespeare would approve-- or maybe he would-- because this does seem like a tragedy in the making:
FART THEATER
It's no secret the Japanese menfolk are down with the down-under symphonies. They've been known to pay a handsome some for ladies to eat cans of beans and make a... musical... in their faces.
Hey, we're not judging!
"... to bring joy to Japan's 120 million fart fans and to... test the women to the limit of their intestines."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It won't be all that bad. This is a variety show! The lovey fartists will:
"fart while wearing street clothes; fart while wearing swim suits; and farts while wearing cosplay outfits-- that will stimulate your sense of sight and smell."
Well, at least the fart-tresses are expanding their horizons.
Maybe they'll embark on a whirlwind tour? Sorry. I couldn't resist. The pun. I can resist the show.