Yeah, that was too easy. But you'll soon understand.
When you've indulged in an adult beverage (or 10), why not hit-up the nearest Walmart? But not for much-needed snacks and hydration. That would be sensible. But when nature calls-- that trumps EVERYTHING! So was the case at a Spanaway Walmart. Dude (that's what we're going to call him) hits-up the bathroom, drops trou, gets comfy on the commode... then... falls... asleep. With a lit cigarette in his mouth.
Lit. Cigarette. Yup. The cig hit his underwear and caught 'em on fire. But that wasn't enough to wake him up. He sat there, asleep, ablaze, while firefighters tried to stop the flames-- which they did with a dry chemical extinguisher.
That's when things got interesting. Dude finally wakes up, then pulls a KNIFE. On the rescuers. But they managed to get dude off his throne and onto the floor. He suffered burns to his leg-- but was otherwise okay.
It could've been worse. He could've lit his "man turf" on fire.
That's when things got interesting. Dude finally wakes up, then pulls a KNIFE. On the rescuers. But they managed to get dude off his throne and onto the floor. He suffered burns to his leg-- but was otherwise okay.
It could've been worse. He could've lit his "man turf" on fire.
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