"Hey, I wore that swimsuit today... my vagina was hanging out constantly. Is it supposed to stretch like that?" (Do you mean the suit, or your jayjay? LOL)
She included this photo. We highlighted the... issue.
"I have had a look at the picture you sent and believe you are wearing the swimsuit upside down."
Hey, dumbass-- the material flossing your snatchola is the shoulder strap. Duh!
We have so many things floating in our minds:
Vacationing in Spain? You're "money dumb". Wealthy people don't need to use their brains. Someone will think for them.
College student? Is Lori Loughlin your mom?
Didn't you: 1. Look at the picture of the suit when you bought it online? 2. If you bought it in the store, did you not see how it was hanging on the hanger?
You're on the European side of the world. They let it all hang. Get your vaj-swag on!
Tell your bestie that her right butt cheek is catching a chill. Or is that another manufacturing flaw?