What's the fun in that? Do you know how much discomfort women deal with to look good? Plus, let's get back to the inequality here. These lights need to be used on the man's southern shore. For years, rogue men have hung mistletoe from their nether regions, so let's take this up a notch and and see some festive roosters... in theory. Because I really don't want to see any unsolicited candy canes.