We've read all kinds of stories of women willing to give up the "tuna tartare " or display a willingness to perform other "comforting" acts for various yummy food products (mainly tacos and nachos.) But this barter-for-booty is quite savvy:
How 'bout you git me one of dem there Beanie Babies teddy bears?
How 'bout you git me one of dem there Beanie Babies teddy bears?
Yup. 51-year-old Karen Robinson offered an undercover officer a "skin flute solo" in exchange for said bear. I don't know if he already had the bear in his possession, or if he was supposed to go and get one afterwards...
Before we scoff at her trade request, maybe she's on to something. Perhaps she meant one of THESE.
See, she was caught up in the moment and couldn't get too specific. I mean, who has time to PULL UP their eBay app when they're going down?
Ms. Robinson is charged with prostitution, but is out of the clink on her own recognizance. Oh, she has a past criminal record: possession of drug paraphernalia and "exposure of sexual organs." Well, how else is a working woman supposed to advertise the goods?
If any of you have a coveted Beanie Babies teddy bear, perhaps you can make her day--without her making yours...
See, she was caught up in the moment and couldn't get too specific. I mean, who has time to PULL UP their eBay app when they're going down?
Ms. Robinson is charged with prostitution, but is out of the clink on her own recognizance. Oh, she has a past criminal record: possession of drug paraphernalia and "exposure of sexual organs." Well, how else is a working woman supposed to advertise the goods?
If any of you have a coveted Beanie Babies teddy bear, perhaps you can make her day--without her making yours...
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