How 'bout you git me one of dem there Beanie Babies teddy bears?
See, she was caught up in the moment and couldn't get too specific. I mean, who has time to PULL UP their eBay app when they're going down?
Ms. Robinson is charged with prostitution, but is out of the clink on her own recognizance. Oh, she has a past criminal record: possession of drug paraphernalia and "exposure of sexual organs." Well, how else is a working woman supposed to advertise the goods?
If any of you have a coveted Beanie Babies teddy bear, perhaps you can make her day--without her making yours...
Humping teddy bear: www.giphy.com
Mugshot: St. Petersburg Police blotter