Booty Slapping Championship
For all you pervs out there, keep the drawbridge down. The women were fully clothed-- and many were fitness competitors. IE: Have good personalities. Booty Slapping was part of the Siberian Power Show-- a two-day extravaganza featuring pole dancing and mass-wrestling. Whatever that is.
A couple of thoughts:
1. Would this be a good Summer or Winter Olympics event?
2. Perhaps BBD's "Do Me!" could be the official theme of this event:
"Smack it up, flip it, rub it down..."