Booty Pop

​Leave it to the Russians to come up with a new sporting event that we can all "get behind":

                                                     Booty Slapping Championship

via GIPHY

The inaugural event took place a few weeks ago in Siberia. This is how it works: female competitors spank each other as hard as possible, with the goal of making the spankee take a step forward. 

For all you pervs out there, keep the drawbridge down. The women were fully clothed-- and many were fitness competitors. IE: Have good personalities. Booty Slapping was part of the Siberian Power Show-- a two-day extravaganza featuring pole dancing and mass-wrestling. Whatever that is. 

A couple of thoughts:

1. Would this be a good Summer or Winter Olympics event?

2. Perhaps BBD's "Do Me!" could be the official theme of this event:
     
                                                     "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down..."

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