Weren't we all taught that first impressions matter? Apparently, this tampon sucker failed that lesson. But he is an A+ assh*le when it comes to chauvinism.
He thought his plan was soooo awesome-- see if this woman I love is good "wife" material by testing her housekeeping skills. He purposely left empty containers, half-consumed beverage boxes and bags all over his bachelor pad. By the way, this was the first time she'd ever been to his place. Guess what? This horrible excuse for a woman didn't lift a finger to clean up!
"I invited my girlfriend for the first time ever at my place & I was extremely disappointed to be honest, she came this morning & left without even washing dishes let alone some cleaning. I thought this one was actually wife material but she entirely failed this girlfriending test."
Get those pearls on, take those shoes off, and get in the kitchen!
Needless to say, the not-wifey-material dumped him after seeing his post on social media.
Here's a test for you, dude. Multiple choice:
Who's the biggest wangus limpous in the world?
A. You
B. You
C. You
All males of the world, unite! Take his "man card" away, permanently.
"I invited my girlfriend for the first time ever at my place & I was extremely disappointed to be honest, she came this morning & left without even washing dishes let alone some cleaning. I thought this one was actually wife material but she entirely failed this girlfriending test."
Get those pearls on, take those shoes off, and get in the kitchen!
Needless to say, the not-wifey-material dumped him after seeing his post on social media.
Here's a test for you, dude. Multiple choice:
Who's the biggest wangus limpous in the world?
A. You
B. You
C. You
All males of the world, unite! Take his "man card" away, permanently.
P.S. You're going to have to retake the human test again.
P.P.S. I'd like to kick your balls through your nose.
P.P.S. I'd like to kick your balls through your nose.
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