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No matter how old we get, our parents will be our parents. And there are some things that will create awkward moments in perpetuity. Like... the sex stuff.
A man wrote to Men's Health that he and his fiancee were finally able to visit his parents, so they spent two weeks with mom and pops. The visit went well. But when the couple returned home, they realized they left something behind-- what the man describes as an:
"enormous pink rabbit vibrator"
He says his parents are so conservative, they never talked one about sex in their household. The advice given? Be open and honest with the parent he's closest to and say it's okay for them totoss the rabbit away.
But that leads me to wonder if mom is secretly excited to have found Mr. Love Buttontail? Maybe their son has unintentionally opened a red door for them. Or... what if his parents are closet freaks and he never knew. You know, that prim and proper exterior...
(Ball) Gag. No one needs these visions... Sorry.
"enormous pink rabbit vibrator"
He says his parents are so conservative, they never talked one about sex in their household. The advice given? Be open and honest with the parent he's closest to and say it's okay for them totoss the rabbit away.
But that leads me to wonder if mom is secretly excited to have found Mr. Love Buttontail? Maybe their son has unintentionally opened a red door for them. Or... what if his parents are closet freaks and he never knew. You know, that prim and proper exterior...
(Ball) Gag. No one needs these visions... Sorry.
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