Proving once again that alcohol clouds one's judgement, a 23-year-old Kansas man was busted while "breaking one off" in the tailpipe of a car outside his apartment complex. What in the actual hell!?!?
1. What kind of tantric-sex-yoga-flex-armstrong shizz are you into that you're able to make a connection with a tailpipe?
2. "Happy fun time" is more pleasurable when your "plug-in" is soft and inviting.
3. Did you get a tetanus shot?
I can just hear the sweet talk now:
"I'm gonna bang the rust right off of you..."
P.S. His BAC was four (4) times the legal limit.
P.P.S. Police tased him. Cuz the hose would've been useless.