End of rant.
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I. Just. Can't. Why, gentlemen named Richard, do you choose to go by the name "Dick"? Why?
You may be wondering why I'm bringing this up, so to speak? Because of the Olympics. There's all this debate whether the games should be held this July or postponed again-- or cancelled. IOC member Dick Pound had an opinion. Which I don't care about, because his name is DICK POUND. Because Rich or Richie or Rick or Ricky or R + middle initial weren't acceptable? His parents, or himself, chose to use Dick Pound. This guy should've been in adult films where the name is perfectly acceptable. It's a name with meaning. It's a name that's a verb! But you're a member (so to speak) of some important committee with that name?
End of rant.
He's a police officer.
And a prostitute.
Blame his parents. They named him Richard Holder. He's "Detective Dick" by day; 'Dick Holder" by night. And apparently, not very smart. See, he left his legal job on sick leave... and decided to illegally offer his wang on the AdultWork website. His alias:
I know this will come as a huge shocker-- Dick was bad at his day job:
"(He showed) a pattern of disruptive behavior that has been on the verge of criminal at times" and he "struggled with under performance."
Who knows how well Sweet Sensations performed...
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