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Sometimes life deals you a bad hand-- like when it comes to your surname. Your great-great-great something-or-other arrived here and may have been given a bastardized version of the family's original surname. And sometimes, things don't work out-- especially if your surname is slang for something genitalia-related. Like "Cox".
The governor of Utah recently received an anonymous letter complaining of his "foul, dirty name."
"I do not know if you know this, but when people say your surname it sounds like the word c*ck. It's obscene!"
Perhaps if this person would embrace a Cox, they'd be happier. Plus, Governor Spencer Cox could've had a way more "foul" name. Like, Harry Cox. Or Flex Cox. Or Dick Cox. Or say he was of Eastern European descent-- Flaccid Cox.
Sad this letter writer didn't have the balls to reveal his own name to Cox...
"I do not know if you know this, but when people say your surname it sounds like the word c*ck. It's obscene!"
Perhaps if this person would embrace a Cox, they'd be happier. Plus, Governor Spencer Cox could've had a way more "foul" name. Like, Harry Cox. Or Flex Cox. Or Dick Cox. Or say he was of Eastern European descent-- Flaccid Cox.
Sad this letter writer didn't have the balls to reveal his own name to Cox...
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