A man was caught with $60,000 worth of gold bullion... in his bum.
And apparently, someone else on the same flight tried to avoid getting their gold taxed. No word on where they hid their loot. Look, unless your exit strategy is lined in titanium, you're gonna get caught.
P.S. Is this why pirates call their haul booty? #BlameCaptainJack
P. P. S. I'd take this butt gold and try to sell it as a new thing called "chocolate gold". Get it? #badpun