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Didn't know the scent of some lady's lady parts could burn down a house. But apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow's can...
From her lifestyle brand GOOP, Gwynie's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle exploded inside... a customer's home.
"The whole thing was ablaze and too hot to touch and could have burned the place down."
You'd think a $75 candle fashioned in the aroma of a famous woman's cookie jar would perform better. Methinks that the "explosion" was intentional-- to mimic the "Big O". Or perhaps the scent of G's jayjay makes eyes water and burns out of control for a reason. You know, of the bread-leavening kind.
Perhaps the candle needs a Gwyneth-approved steam...
"The whole thing was ablaze and too hot to touch and could have burned the place down."
You'd think a $75 candle fashioned in the aroma of a famous woman's cookie jar would perform better. Methinks that the "explosion" was intentional-- to mimic the "Big O". Or perhaps the scent of G's jayjay makes eyes water and burns out of control for a reason. You know, of the bread-leavening kind.
Perhaps the candle needs a Gwyneth-approved steam...
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