The department also offered group love tips for those still not wanting to make full frontal contact. "Sexy Zoom parties" or "chat rooms" are good ideas. But if you must hook up with your favorite group of people-- pick a "larger group sex venue with better ventilation."
I don't think anyone cares about ventilation when they'll be face down in the southern hemisphere...
P.S. Am I the only one who thinks the next words of advice from the NYC Health Department will be about STDs?