"Would you please close your blinds when getting dressed or undressing. We are sick of seeing big bum, big boobs, and little willy and we will report you both for indecent exposure. (Signed) Your neighbours"
The couple says they aren't exhibitionists. They're just living a normal life. Which at times requires nakedness. But I guess that's not permitted in the Fading Bush allotment.
Perhaps it's all a misunderstanding. Maybe there's a "what's-under-the-hood-watch?" Or a "major award" when Long Dong Silver is discovered. (Apparently, this gentleman doesn't qualify?)
You know how the saying goes:
"Good fences make good neighbors."
But in this case, you might need reflective windows. Or a dome. Or invite your neighbors over for a spirited game of naked Twister.