A South Korean designer created these punk-inspired crotch coverings (meant to be worn on the outside for all tosee) for good reason:
"to assist irregular silhouettes... to bridge the gap of hard versus soft."
Let's break this down:
1. Irregular silhouettes... all I can visualize is some porno-Alfred-Hitchcock rendition of some chick's hoo-ha.
2. Hard vs. soft... Like a cushion for an unscheduled wiener landing? Foam the runway!
I thought we ladies didn't want our our cookie jars on display. You know, that whole "treat me like a person, not an object" thing. Plus, if a lady were to show off her natural southern fro in pub(l)ic, she'd get arrested.
Fine. I'm going to design bell bottom thigh highs and make this a complete 70s throwback.
Lovers of Demi Moore's 80s Don King-esque landscaping from that infamous Playboy spread are rejoicing... Vurp.