In the beautiful state of Kansas, a man patiently waited for his moment to shine at Lawrence Town Hall. An important grievance needed aired:
Mr. Spanky wants "happy endings" legalized. Check this out:
Massage my feet. My back. My neck. The only person I want "kneading the muffin" is my S. O.
Massage the U.S. and South America. Leave Mexico out of it.
Anywho, two questions I have:
1. Could you get a prescription from a doctor? That would help.
2. If the "rooster" isn't a muscle, per se, then why would it need massaged? Did you pull it? Does it ache? Is it over-extended?
Maybe he'll run for mayor of Austintown...