A 36-year-old Florida woman (that explains everything) was raised right. You know-- try it on for size before you take it home. That works with clothing... clothing! The woman fancied a pink-colored, phallus-shaped toy, took it into the employee store room, dropped trou, and decided to see if this one fits "just right".
The item "stolen" was valued at $45.98. I'm assuming her pee pee friend will be waiting for her after she resolves her misdemeanor larceny and indecent exposure charges...
P.S. At least she kept her shirt on during the test drive.
P.P.S. Maybe she thinks she's Goldicocks...