Indra Nooyi is the CEO of PepsiCo, and she's come up with a brilliant idea-- Doritos just for women!
What? I thought we're all about equality in every way...
"It's not a male and female thing... Are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently?"
"They don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."
How we're eating Doritos now:
Forget that stupid pay equality thing, I need snack equality! Actually, Lady Doritos aren't equal-- they'll be lighter and not as crunchy.
I'm sure you'll put them in a stupid pink glittery bag and hike the price up because that's the standard.
I hope a big, strong man accompanies each package of these Lady Doritos-- because my little, weak, feminine arms can't get that silly package open. Tee hee...
P.S. Perhaps Indra and the gang can get marketing inspiration from these gems.