New Research Says Lack of Sex Makes Your Vagina Depressed
What? Like, it truly is a condition. Vaginal sadness. Actually, the scientific term is "vaginal atrophy."
Those suffering from said condition experience burning and itching sensations-- without any infection in the southern region. A lack of down-low action makes our vajay-jays depressed which can lead to that atrophy thing.
I sense a lot of pickup-line-material for guys everywhere...
Get to therapy-- stat! Is there a special couch to lie my cookie jar on so it can "speak" to the therapist comfortably? Perhaps one should just skip the talking and find Dr. Richard-- even if he's from the Adam & Eve catalogue.