A woman came home to find an intruder. Naked. In her tub.
A full plate of food was sitting on the toilet lid just waiting to be devoured. Is this Ghetto Goldilocks?
"This tub is just right."
She told police a male voice told her to break in. So she did.
So many things wrong here:
1. Who's the male voice? Was it like Moses and the Burning Bush? Or was your own shrubbery burning, therefore, predicating the need for a soak?
2. You dared to eat my good snacks that I've hidden from the rest of the family? Why aren't you eating those stupid carrot sticks and quinoa crackers?
3. Who takes any food into the bathroom at any time!?!?
Well, at least she's all clean for her prison bitch.