On one hand, I desire to emulate this behavior when I reach my golden years; on the other, I'm horrified. The visual is just mind-searing.
Ponder this: one old lady + box of wine = drunk & topless
Ponder this: one old lady + box of wine = drunk & topless
When you've got a hankering for some refreshment, grab your favorite box of wine, take off your top, and drink away! Mary Ellen Stewart-- 81-years-young-- was caught shirtless, sitting on a park bench (Aqualung?) drinking from the spout-- which was held high above her head.
When officers approached the topless obliterated octogenarian, she wasn't having any of that.
"(she) began to shake the box intentionally towards deputies."
No, Granny Gin-- that's alcohol abuse! She's been charged with disorderly intoxication.
While wine gets better with time, the "hanging baskets" do not...
#36long
"(she) began to shake the box intentionally towards deputies."
No, Granny Gin-- that's alcohol abuse! She's been charged with disorderly intoxication.
While wine gets better with time, the "hanging baskets" do not...
#36long
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