Check out what's hittin' the spot this time...
Historically, guys are known to fudge the numbers. As in, their size number. It's time to stop it. Because I've got the tea on what Oscar Mayer fits a lady's needs...
According to research, not conducted by me, the perfect size is situational. When it comes to a one-nighter, the "perfect size" is 6.4-inches long with a 5-inch diameter. For day-to-day partnering, ladies prefer 6.4-inches with a 4.8-inch diameter. But, according to the scientists conducting this ground-breaking research-- the women surveyed says size ranks at the bottom of the list of what matters in a partner. So... stop lying.
About The "V" Spot...
Welcome to what's floating around in my mind. Some serious. Some silly. But all me. You've been warned...