Straight outta Serbia, a 24-year-old man ran into a gas station with the intention of robbing it. The cashier refused to hand over the money, so dude punched him, grabbed the money, and ran to the back office where he had his sights on the safe. While making his demands, the punched employee called police.
Then things took a turn. Some rando woman appeared and offered the Derpian a little skin flute performance before he fled the scene. Most robbers would take off with the cold, hard, cash. But since this guy apparently had a high hard one in his pants, he took her up on the offer. Really. This robbery is no longer in progress for the sake of oral.
Is this woman a pro? Because she had no problem taking on some unknown sausage.... If she's a gas station employee, she deserves a raise (a non-fleshy one) and a free penicillin shot.
I can just hear this criminal now: "I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that pesky BJ..."