My favorite dumb criminal stories are those that originate from Florida. Seems most of the dumb criminal stories are from there... Anywho... did you know people are cray-cray?
Take for example, 31-year-old Rebecca Phelps. She wanted her "turkey" stuffed on Thanksgiving, and made her intentions known by grabbing her boyfriend's junk. He was still sleeping (pretending) and turned down her subtle advances. Well, when a woman wants breakfast sausage, she wants breakfast sausage and she doesn't care if you don't want to serve it!
She scratched the poor dude so hard by his left eye, it became swollen and turned black and blue. But... maybe she's not the only crazy one in this relationship. Last Fall, she got violent when he turned her down. Eeeek!
Take for example, 31-year-old Rebecca Phelps. She wanted her "turkey" stuffed on Thanksgiving, and made her intentions known by grabbing her boyfriend's junk. He was still sleeping (pretending) and turned down her subtle advances. Well, when a woman wants breakfast sausage, she wants breakfast sausage and she doesn't care if you don't want to serve it!
She scratched the poor dude so hard by his left eye, it became swollen and turned black and blue. But... maybe she's not the only crazy one in this relationship. Last Fall, she got violent when he turned her down. Eeeek!
1. Dude, you need to run. Fast. Like, leave your stuff behind and go!
2. Psycho, have you not heard of batteries?
2. Psycho, have you not heard of batteries?
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