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"Fruit Bowl" Care

8/7/2019

 
​It can be tough being a dude. Dudes aren't known to be the tidiest creatures around. Have you seen some of their abodes? So, it's no surprise that when it comes to being tidy... down there... issues can happen.

Men, beware of Pineapple Penis.

via GIPHY

What in the AF is P. P.? Well, it happens when a dude shaves the base, and then as re-growth occurs, things get... stubbly-- like the pricks on a pineapple.

Ah...

You fellas need to treat you woolly mammoth kindly. Don't accidentally chop the base or lop a coconut. You're not in a rain forest. Or are you?


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