This Smells Like My Vagina
"a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed."
Uh... just call it "Smells Like Bullsh&t." Because that $75 price tag smells like crap to us...
P.S. You missed the marketing boat by not making this candle vaj-shaped. Seriously, dudes could've gotten away with spending $75 by buying an actual vagina-shaped candle then dropping the line: "Your sn&tch is so hot, just like a candle..." Burn, baby... burnt!