The idea of short shorts for men returning to the fashion scene was vurp-inducing enough (because it's usually People of Walmart who dare to wear such items). Now, this. The jeado:
Shinesty-- known for its outrageous fashion design-- has regaled us with this questionable fashion choice. Kudos for this brand's awesomeness in everything. Fail because I really never want to see this in real life. Fortunately, your fruit bowl won't suffer chaffing and rubbing because the jeado isn't actually made of denim. It just looks like denim. Because nobody wants to see you rubbing Vaseline on your damaged fruit.
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